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Things I wish not to ever come up with again. Ever

Things I wish not to ever come up with again. Ever

Now to any or all otherwise the new fourth away from erican freedom, We hear it’s a day of getting shit wasted and maybe blowing regarding your own cousins hand that have men and women inexpensive chinese fireworks you purchased of that unlawful you’ll guy molester appearing puerto rican tanned white son….however, if you ask me it will be the time We offered my earliest “blow J everrrrrr….which have ma mouth”.

Sure. Today in advance of I leave you information on my very uncomfortable lifetime I want to show first off all of the majority of lifetime stories have become correct and just very fucking embarrassing as the heck because so many individuals are. My mommy scratch myself because of the reducing their pubes inside my toilet, genuine. My personal befriending out of a classic thai son having a great mullet who usually ordered me smokes and you can beer close the house and later looking for just how he was a challenging pimp exactly who expected folk (zero sit) to call him father, genuine and that i even delivered your back at my mothers. Continue reading Things I wish not to ever come up with again. Ever